sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

(via seriously-youknow)

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

(via lalalovex3you)

  • rowena: i'm looking over the plans
  • godric: yeah
  • rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
  • godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
  • rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
  • godric: safest place
  • rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
  • [in the distance]
  • salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong
"I’m homesick for arms that don’t want to hold me."

— M.O.W, A ten word story (via yoursly)

(Source: imwritingpoems, via pikacvte)

"I want you to feel something when you hear my name"

poisuun (via poisuun)

(via impactings)

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

(via siriusblonde)

lexlifts:

lesbianwicce:

during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.

birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.

anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.

what a sad reflection on our society.

wow

(via seriously-youknow)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via neonwombats)

"I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care."

— Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via simply-cforce)

curtis-ballard:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Things only White guys say.

"im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions"

— me fucking lying to myself  (via sann-lykke)

(Source: youtubeofficial, via death-by-lulz)

weheartkanye:

Kanye is the realest

(Source: vh1, via thefuckingmotto)

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

(Source: dopexchainz, via obsessed-anddepressed)

just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?